Mr Piggy,
I have completed my chapter. It is 12,364 words. The red squiggles are part of the art so I didn't think I should fix them. I also used as little punctuation as possible as well as not capitalization. This will allow the reader to interpret the piece as they see fit. I did have a few issues explaining the talking monkey's sexual attraction to dolphins who drive 1948 Chevy big bolt engine equipped vehicles, but I think my approach of making dolphins inter-dimensional travelers works. I will admit there it is a bit close to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but I think it will pass muster since I change things (coffee cup instead of towel, happy android, etc). I'm not sure how the next chapter will go... the super nova of the earth's sun may make it difficult for the next person to have plot continuity.
I'll send it to you shortly.
Where Jaysen tests the patience of Mr Piggy
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Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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Never heard of prequel, numpt?Jaysen wrote: the super nova of the earth's sun may make it difficult for the next person to have plot continuity.
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gr wrote:Jaysen wrote:If only I could figure out what that one trick was...
Pony. The answer is pony.
Nay.
Think about it...
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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Jaysen wrote:
Nay.
Think about it...
Bet that got gr's goat bah!bah!
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Did someone call free pony rides?
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The paraphrased version...
pigfender wrote:Blah blah blah no blah blah bacon
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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Jaysen: Hey dear, can you watch this and tell me what the guy is saying?
Wife: What the...? Is this something from vic-k?
J: uh... no. This is someone called grrrrrrr.
W: Fine
[sits through video]
[sits in silence for a moment]
[replays video]
W: Well...
J: Yeah?
W: Well what it says is that I need to monitor who you hang out with better.
gr wrote:Did someone call free pony rides?
Wife: What the...? Is this something from vic-k?
J: uh... no. This is someone called grrrrrrr.
W: Fine
[sits through video]
[sits in silence for a moment]
[replays video]
W: Well...
J: Yeah?
W: Well what it says is that I need to monitor who you hang out with better.
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
Jaysen wrote:Jaysen: Hey dear, can you watch this and tell me what the guy is saying?gr wrote:Did someone ask for a cute pony video?
Wife: What the...? Is this something from vic-k?
J: uh... no. This is someone called grrrrrrr.
W: Fine
[sits through video]
[sits in silence for a moment]
[replays video]
W: Well...
J: Yeah?
W: Well what it says is that I need to monitor who you hang out with better.
I am so confused right now.
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Jaysen
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gr wrote:Jaysen wrote:Jaysen: Hey dear, can you watch this and tell me what the guy is saying?gr wrote:Did someone ask for a cute pony video?
Wife: What the...? Is this something from vic-k?
J: uh... no. This is someone called grrrrrrr.
W: Fine
[sits through video]
[sits in silence for a moment]
[replays video]
W: Well...
J: Yeah?
W: Well what it says is that I need to monitor who you hang out with better.
I am so confused right now.
I think we are back to the question: are we all just pigments of Vic-k's imagination?
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 24 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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Jaysen wrote:I think we are back to the question: are we all just pigments of Vic-k's imagination?
Not necessarily, numpt. It could be a goatment, or a sheepment, or a cowment, or even a pussycatment.
If it was figment, it could in fact be a prunement, or an avocadoment, or a plumment, or a grapement, or even a passionfruitment
Hey up!! 'ang on! If piggy reads this post, he could see in it the kernel ... or is it colonel, wottevva, of the seed for Niad 8 ... ripe for germination. Or is it German nation, anyway, it'll defy genreisation , won't it?
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