Where Jaysen tests the patience of Mr Piggy

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Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:05 am Post

Mr Piggy,

I have completed my chapter. It is 12,364 words. The red squiggles are part of the art so I didn't think I should fix them. I also used as little punctuation as possible as well as not capitalization. This will allow the reader to interpret the piece as they see fit. I did have a few issues explaining the talking monkey's sexual attraction to dolphins who drive 1948 Chevy big bolt engine equipped vehicles, but I think my approach of making dolphins inter-dimensional travelers works. I will admit there it is a bit close to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but I think it will pass muster since I change things (coffee cup instead of towel, happy android, etc). I'm not sure how the next chapter will go... the super nova of the earth's sun may make it difficult for the next person to have plot continuity.

I'll send it to you shortly.
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Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:39 pm Post

Jaysen wrote: the super nova of the earth's sun may make it difficult for the next person to have plot continuity.
Never heard of prequel, numpt?
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Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:54 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:If only I could figure out what that one trick was...


Pony. The answer is pony.

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Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:55 pm Post

gr wrote:
Jaysen wrote:If only I could figure out what that one trick was...


Pony. The answer is pony.


Nay.

Think about it...
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Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:19 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:
Nay.

Think about it...


Bet that got gr's goat bah!bah! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:53 pm Post

Did someone call free pony rides?
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Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:03 pm Post

The paraphrased version...
pigfender wrote:Blah blah blah no blah blah bacon
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Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:07 pm Post

Jaysen: Hey dear, can you watch this and tell me what the guy is saying?
gr wrote:Did someone call free pony rides?

Wife: What the...? Is this something from vic-k?
J: uh... no. This is someone called grrrrrrr.
W: Fine
[sits through video]
[sits in silence for a moment]
[replays video]
W: Well...
J: Yeah?
W: Well what it says is that I need to monitor who you hang out with better.
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Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:36 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:Jaysen: Hey dear, can you watch this and tell me what the guy is saying?
gr wrote:Did someone ask for a cute pony video?

Wife: What the...? Is this something from vic-k?
J: uh... no. This is someone called grrrrrrr.
W: Fine
[sits through video]
[sits in silence for a moment]
[replays video]
W: Well...
J: Yeah?
W: Well what it says is that I need to monitor who you hang out with better.


I am so confused right now.

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Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:38 pm Post

gr wrote:
Jaysen wrote:Jaysen: Hey dear, can you watch this and tell me what the guy is saying?
gr wrote:Did someone ask for a cute pony video?

Wife: What the...? Is this something from vic-k?
J: uh... no. This is someone called grrrrrrr.
W: Fine
[sits through video]
[sits in silence for a moment]
[replays video]
W: Well...
J: Yeah?
W: Well what it says is that I need to monitor who you hang out with better.


I am so confused right now.

I think we are back to the question: are we all just pigments of Vic-k's imagination?
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Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:38 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:I think we are back to the question: are we all just pigments of Vic-k's imagination?


Not necessarily, numpt. It could be a goatment, or a sheepment, or a cowment, or even a pussycatment.
If it was figment, it could in fact be a prunement, or an avocadoment, or a plumment, or a grapement, or even a passionfruitment
Hey up!! 'ang on! If piggy reads this post, he could see in it the kernel ... or is it colonel, wottevva, of the seed for Niad 8 ... ripe for germination. Or is it German nation, anyway, it'll defy genreisation , won't it?
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